The Deliciousness of Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Louis Pasteur with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.507 billion Dutch Chocolate Ice Creamians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brenham TX. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Dutch Chocolate Ice Creamian economy, worth a remarkable 7,981 trillion Sweet Texas Milks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Soda Sales, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 301,118 Sweet Texas Milks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,571,361 per year while the poor average 31,060, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

Only senior nuclear power plant employees may use the control rods to warm up their lunches, Louis Pasteur makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less, visiting the best Dutch Chocolate Ice Creamian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, and witches' brews set off Geiger counters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream's national animal is the Blue Bell Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream is ranked 279,175^th in the world and 283^rd in NationStates for Safest, scoring 5.41 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.